Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
CynthiaLove133
San Antonio Célibataire
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML