Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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Monsieur Célibataire
SpLo0gIeR
United States
Anonymous
Bessemer, United States
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML