Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
sexmuffin9452
Mademoiselle Sydney, Australia 32 ans
younggrammy
United States 🌶️ Épicée
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML