Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
mommybraden92
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Snickers
Los Angeles, United States
JustSomeGuy
Bulverde, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Like a virgin
Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML