Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Seattle 32 ans Compliqué
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United States
Anonymous
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Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML