•
•
•

Blade12337

0

3

15

0

5473

549

Florida, United States
28
Tuesday 21 October 1997

Blade12337

Blade12337 -

Marie1994

Blade12337 -

Blade12337

lovers5201

earlyc35

Marie1994

Ashamed_Si...

hanifoush

sledhead10...

danny3377

sariwicca

sweetangle...

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

dlivn

beckbro12

doge750

Blade12337

Blade12337

yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

39 188

2 793

****** addict

bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

34 629

4 031

mademoiselle meurtre - 13/04/2015 02:51 - United States - Belleville

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

32 214

2 856

Jesus said go to sleep

david99021 - - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

31 327

2 625

mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

569

60