Kiloma55

Anonymous · 26 mai 2014, 15:53 ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée

The L word

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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meltdowninrels · 15 août 2014, 22:09 ·Wellington, New Zealand 🌶️ Épicée

Supportive and empathetic

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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