amamalfoy

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Anonymous Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne San Francisco, United States

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Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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soundslikeadumbcommentersituation 11 juillet 2014, 20:34 Brampton, Canada

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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amamalfoy

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Hear this?

Vous venez de vivre une VDM ?