howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML 51 565 8 705
Bad timing oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML 34 508 3 473