Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
lifesucks0721
Mademoiselle Caldwell, USA 31 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
foreversingle
Helmond, Netherlands
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Acidic Donut
Brookfield, United States
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML