Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Potatolover2015
Mademoiselle Tallinn, Estonia 30 ans Célibataire
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United Kingdom
alaillama
Northolt, United Kingdom
Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML