John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML 44 480 14 494
It's Thursday! horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML 47 629 6 278