Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
mixmytape
ihavepinkbackpac
United States
deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
gentileman
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML