goatfeathers

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

It's not what you think!

Today, I called my doctor from my office. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed, "I definitely prefer oral." FML