Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Andrex992
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Fontenay-sous-bois, France
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Prank war W
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML