Crypticbeerbelly - 11/01/2017 14:44 Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML 5 260 3 797
Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML 58 378 6 556
SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML 17 111 46 913