Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
alhmaidat
sauve dino.
Groslay, France
Anonymous
United States
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML
filipkm
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Today, I learned that you should always check the inside of your guitar to avoid a snake bite. Nope, strings don't help. FML