Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
Jnqz
Monsieur Skellefteå, Bureå 27 ans Célibataire
kblevss
Bayville, United States 🌶️ Épicée
is there a environmental scientist in the house?
Walnut Creek, United States
Alexa, play "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode
Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML