Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
LexieIsMe
Mademoiselle 27 ans Célibataire
nosestealer
Brampton, Canada
barebackingit
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Kanata, Canada
Flasher
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML