Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
pandapat89
LuckySperm
United Kingdom
justhereforlaughs
United States
Get back here
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML