Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML 442 62
Anonymous - 09/07/2009 17:50 - Canada Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML 59 525 3 601