Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML
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Monsieur Billings MT, USA 35 ans Célibataire
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Lansdowne, Canada
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML