babyspank0619

Mademoiselle Roanoke rapids, United States 29 ans En couple

facepalming all the way 19 juillet 2015, 06:02 Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Noob

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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WhoLikesPie 25 juillet 2015, 15:51 Tampa, United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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