Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Monsieur Vidalia, Georgia, United States 30 ans Célibataire
At last!
Today, I moved out of my parents' basement. After I hugged my parents, I walked out the door, only to remember I'd left my phone in the kitchen. I opened the door to see my parents dancing with joy. FML
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML