Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
JustAnotherGuy69
and the truth comes out
Courtenay, Canada
Anonymous
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Good to know
Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML