SleekSwine

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excusemeprincess 11 février 2013, 17:08 Middle Island, United States

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

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anonymous 27 mars 2013, 23:55 Honolulu, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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