Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
eidvan
Mademoiselle California, United States 34 ans
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Korea Republic of
Anon
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Singapore, Singapore
Risky comeback
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML