Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
TCCrawfish
no tea parties here, gran
United States
it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck
Roselle, United States
Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML