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ugh · 4 juillet 2013, 18:28 ·Durban, South Africa 🌶️ Épicée

Salad days

Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML

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Your ass... Grab it... · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Grand Prairie, United States

Happy America Day Mofos!

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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anonymous · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Saint Paul, United States

Wrong end of the stick

Today, while I was jogging, a guy tackled me and got my iPhone. Being a good runner, I caught up with him and grabbed him. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a policeman yelling in my ear. The thief got away. FML

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