wakeboarder1243

Terrible prank

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML