Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
jughead101
Anonymous
Monson, United States
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML