Amanda - 10/03/2013 16:08 - Canada Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML 55 194 6 679
Mr.P - 21/10/2011 15:35 - United States Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML 29 239 3 272
Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:08 - United States Today, I turned 23. I had asked my mom for some things to decorate my new place. As I opened the box to reveal my gift, a mirror was inside. I liked the mirror. I did not like the note attached that said "Look inside the mirror to see who is now 100% financially responsible for themselves." FML 42 478 19 624