Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
jeff_boles
wildthing
United States 🌶️ Épicée
njh
Ireland
Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML