fuckmyjob - 19/06/2014 20:10 - United States - Lake Charles Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML 46 022 10 180
Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML 51 873 4 386