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Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML