Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML
IceCharge
lip
France 🌶️ Épicée
it's awkward
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
Costa Mesa, United States
Flummoxed
Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML