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Horneyandbleeding · 23 novembre 2020, 14:01 ·Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Épicée

Bad timing

Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous · 15 août 2020, 02:02

Morbid cringe

Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML

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Anonymous · 31 octobre 2019, 06:00 ·San Diego, United States

Happy Halloween?

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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sonja_n · 10 octobre 2019, 14:00 ·Kew, Australia

Pentaxed

Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML

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scoobses · 2 octobre 2015, 00:45 ·United States

Goodbye

Today, my pain-in-the-ass co-worker is finally leaving. Unfortunately, I was chosen to do the bulk of her job. She has given me no training and on her last day, just smirked at me on her way out and said, "Enjoy doing my job too, fucker." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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