Monsieur Warwick, UK 32 ans
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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