TCRII
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
void bowels() { cry(); }
Caerphilly, United Kingdom
Spooked
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML