Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
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MegasaurusRex89
Daly City, United States
gooddaydude
Omaha, United States
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML