Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML
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Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML