Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
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assholedad
Dayton, United States
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML