Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
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Temecula, United States
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Perth, Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Missing
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML