Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
bobbifein55
Hopedale IL, USA 71 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
dani
Dayton, United States
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML