Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML
thatguy096
inconnue
Lyon, France
halliemarie1818
United States
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML