Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Joe_Flair
Monsieur Hughesville PA, United States 38 ans En couple
lateralligator
Whitchurch-stouffville, Canada
BDSM4Jesus
Pittsburgh, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML