SexyButtPlug

Monsieur Centennial, U.S.A. 28 ans Célibataire

puking now 14 décembre 2013, 00:34 Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Épicée

My ears!

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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Anonymous 27 décembre 2013, 20:18 Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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