mywolfie

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

The grass is never greener

Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

Today, I spent Christmas trying to cover up my mom's affair in hopes that my siblings could spend one Christmas without a yelling match breaking out. FML