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Anonymous 17 mai 2009, 20:09 United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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malos 12 août 2010, 06:53 United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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snowbunny 11 janvier 2011, 02:03 United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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flipnazn 15 juillet 2011, 04:24 United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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nyaahaha 2 septembre 2011, 03:44 United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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MyHeadHurts 20 janvier 2012, 10:42 Ireland 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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inked 5 février 2012, 05:54 United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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wobble... 23 février 2012, 11:29 Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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gonavybeatarmy 31 mai 2012, 05:28 San Diego, United States

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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Anonymous 15 septembre 2012, 11:36 Hockessin, United States

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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martinaaah 24 septembre 2012, 19:35 Bellingham, United States

Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML

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