- 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML 45 671 4 625
It was an accident! innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML 62 082 7 523
Suitcase mystery BaggedDown - 08/05/2014 01:25 - United States - Rochester Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I'm afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML 43 131 6 374